I Gave You A UTI

[Greg]
What's that burnin' feelin'
Every time you pee?
Well, that's how it goes
After you have so
Much awesome sex with me!

I gave you
A UTI!

Yeah, I gave you
A UTI!

My sweet love injection
Caused a urinary tract infection!
I'm just that good! I didn't even try, try, try!
I gave you a UTI!

[Rebecca, spoken]
Okay, so it's not really a comment on the quality of the sex as much as a lot of sex has been happening and there's just a very natural transfer of bacteria.

[Greg, spoken]
Don't ruin this for me!

[Greg]
That bladder inflammation
Is my little gift to you!
Yeah, sometimes chicks need medication
After what I put them through!

[Greg, spoken]
C'mon, sing with me!

[Rebecca, spoken]
No, I'm not gonna do that.

[Greg]
I gave you
(I gave you)
A UTI!
(A UTI!)
Yeah, I gave you
(I gave you)
A UTI!
(A UTI!)

I'm so good at sex
Your maidenship got wrecked!
My penis is the reason you may die, die, die!
I gave you a UTI!

One night with me is pure ecstasy
'Cause I know just what you like
But you should know for a week or so
You won't be able to ride a bike!

[Greg, spoken]
I'm so sorry, if you have to cancel that spin class. I'll pay the cancellation fee because I know a lot of times, you have to book the specific bike in advance. Anyway...

[Greg]
I gave you
(I gave you)
A UTI!
(A UTI!)
Not an STD!
(No STDs!)
Just to clarify.

[Rebecca, spoken]
Okay, good to know. Whoa!

[Greg]
If it hurts to take a leak
Well, that's just part of my technique
What has two thumbs and gave you a UTI?
(This guy!)
I gave you a UT
I gave you a UT
I gave you
A U
T
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!