Put Yourself First

[Girls at camp, singing]
Put yourself first, girl, worry about yourself
Make yourself sexy, just for yourself
So when dudes see you put yourself first.

[Tanya]
They'll be like, "Damn you're hot..."
[Tanya & Kayla]
"...want to make out?"
[Girls]
Push them boobs up, just for yourself
Wear six-inch heels, just for yourself
[Rebecca, talking]
If it's just for myself, shouldn't I be comfortable?

[Girls at camp, singing]
No, put yourself first in a sexy way
[Kayla]
Pierce your ears
[Girls]
Just for yourself
[Tanya]
Put a hole in your earlobe
[Girls]
Just for yourself
[Chloe]
Brace yourself
[Girls]
This is gonna hurt
Put yourself first in a sexy way.

[Girls at camp, singing]
Put yourself first, girl, worry about yourself
Wear fake eyelids, just for yourself
So when dudes see you put yourself first
They'll be like Damn, you're hot
Let's buy a house in Portland.

Put yourself first for him
That's what you got to do
Put yourself first for him.

[Rebecca, talking]
If I put myself first for him, then
By definition, aren't I putting myself second?

[Tanya]
Don't think about it too hard
[Girls]
Too, too hard
[Chloe]
Don't think about it too hard
[Girls]
Too, too hard
[Kayla]
It's a wormhole
[Tanya]
It's a Mobius strip
[Chloe]
It's snake eats tail
[Kayla]
It's the infinity sign.

[Girls]
Get a tattoo of the infinity sign
On your lower back
Just for yourself.

[Rebecca, talking]
But I can't see my lower back
Also, can we go back to the fake eyelid? Is that a thing now?

[Girls]
Yes!
Put yourself first in a sexy way
Put yourself first for him.