After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)

[Paula]
Time for you to shut up!
Time for you to sit down!
Paula's tired of being your
Sidekick, your henchman
Your eager-little-clown!

After everything i've done for you

[rebecca]
That i didn't ask for!

[paula]
Do you have any idea the
Work you're undoing?
After everything i've done for you
"that you didn't ask for."
Let's just say greg isn't the
Only one you're screwing!

(spoken)
Wanna know all the things i've
Done for you?

I broke into josh's old high school
And made copies of all his grades
I "bumped into" lourdes at starbucks
And suggested you be a bridesmaid
I blackmailed valencia's boss so now
I control when she teaches, that's right!
I make yoga class schedules!
There's no limit to where my reach is!

After everything i've done for you
That you didn't ask for
God! Will your lies never end?
After everything i've done for you
That you didn't ask for, the least
You can do is be honest with
Your mother i mean, friend.

What's that look on your face?
You're horrified. You think i'm a monster
For doing your dirty work
You think love is stainless and pure?
But beneath all that fantasy, there's
Filth and there's gore.

So now it's
Time for me to walk out!
Time for you to say no!
Paula's tired of working for
No thanks at all
Paula's gonna go!

You're nothing without me
And my creativity! I created you
You lived in my womb i mean, figuratively
After everything i've done for you
I don't, i don't know why, so now
I'm gonna say
Goodbye!