Textmergency
- Briga Heelan (2016)You are listening to the song Textmergency by Briga Heelan, writer by Rachel Bloom;Adam Schlesinger;Jack Dolgen;Aline Brosh McKenna in album Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Volume 2). The highest quality of audio that you can download is flac . Also, you can play quality at 32kbps, view lyrics and watch more videos related to this song.
- Textmergency - Briga Heelan
- Where Is The Rock? - Briga Heelan
- JAP Battle (Clean Version) - Bree Condon
- JAP Battle (Explicit) - Bree Condon
- Women Gotta Stick Together - Gabrielle Ruiz
- West Covina (Second Reprise) - Rachel Bloom
- Dear Joshua Felix Chan - Rachel Bloom
- Having A Few People Over - Pete Gardner
- Put Yourself First - Aubree Storm
- You Stupid Bitch - Rachel Bloom
- Group Hang - David Hull
- Romantic Moments - Nina Zeitlin
- Cold Showers - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
- Flooded With Justice - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
- Don't Settle For Me - Santino Fontana
- Flooded With Justice (Reprise) - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
- Angry Mad - Vincent Rodriguez III
- After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For) - Donna Lynne Champlin
- Oh My God I Think I Like You - Rachel Bloom
- Gettin' Bi - Pete Gardner
- I Could If I Wanted To - Santino Fontana
- I Gave You A UTI - Santino Fontana
- I'm The Villain In My Own Story - Rachel Bloom
- Heavy Boobs - Rachel Bloom
- Group Hang (Demo) - Rachel Bloom
- You Stupid Bitch (Demo) - Rachel Bloom
- One Indescribable Instant - Lea Salonga
- JAP Battle (Demo) - Adam Schlesinger
- Women Gotta Stick Together (Demo) - Adam Schlesinger
- Dream Ghost - Amber Riley
- I Could If I Wanted To (Demo) - Jack Dolgen
- Clean Up On Aisle 4 - Hunter Stiebel
Lyrics
[Rocker #1]
Time is running out
You've got to act now
Stay one step ahead
Of that moronic text somehow.
[Rocker #2]
There's no turning back
Here in the danger zone
You've got to manually delete that text
From that dude's cell phone!
[Rebecca Bunch played by Rachel Bloom, Spoken]
Thank you, officers!
[Police Officer, Spoken]
Good luck, Rebecca!
[Both Rockers #1 & 2]
It's a textmergency.
[Rocker #1]
Baby can't you see
Textmergency
That term just occurred to me
It's gonna catch on instantly!
[Rocker #2]
Wait, what about texttastrophe?
That sounds better to me!
Texttastrophe!
That could really spread virally!
[Rocker #1]
I prefer textmergency
[Rocker #3]
I accidentally texted my mother-in-law
A picture of my erection.
[Rocker #4]
I once group texted my whole staff
About my yeast infection!
[Rocker #1]
Exactly! It's so relatable
That's why I coined the phrase.
[Rocker #2]
Texttastrophe!
That's the meme, don't you agree?
[Rocker #1]
All due respect, Textmergency
Is the better term, Miss C.
[Rocker #2]
Hmmm, I wanna go with texttastrophe
I already put it on Urban Dictionary.
[Ghost of Steve Jobs, spoken]
You fools!
It doesn't matter what it's called
That's right, it's me
The ghost of Steve Jobs
What matters is that I control
Your lives from the grave!
Technology is slowly alienating
Everyone from their loved ones
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
And when you send a few words
To the wrong recipient
And it immediately destroys your life
That's called a messagepocalypse!
[All Rockers]
Get out of here, Steve Jobs!
[Rocker #3]
Guys, what about that lawyer chick?
We've gotten really off track.
[Rocker #1]
She's searching for the spare key
Looked under the mat!
[Rocker #2]
It's clearly hidden in that owl!
[Rocker #3]
Look in that flower pot, hurry!
[Rocker #4]
Hurry up and check that Buddha sconce
[All Rockers]
Check the Buddha sconce, check the Buddha sconce!
[Rocker #1]
She did it! Now she can delete the text
She won't need to come up with a textcuse!
[Rocker #2]
Texplanation!
[Rocker #1, spoken]
Textmergency just flows
[Rocker #2, spoken]
No, dude, texttastrophe, it's what it is
[Rocker #3, spoken]
Dude, she's totally right
[Rocker #4, spoken]
Text-scuse me!
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