I Go To The Zoo

[Verse 1:]
Uh!
Feeling low I need some time to think
By myself, I pour another drink
So many thoughts keep running through my head
I can't stay here, I hit the club instead
I'm poppin' bottles just to clear my mind
Bitches upon me and they looking fine
We doing lines they wanna go all night (Go all night)
But deep inside there's something still ain't right.

[Chorus:]
So then
I go to the zoo!
Just kinda wander round the zoo
I look at the monkeys
Their eyes look like my eyes
It's so relaxing at the zoo
Sayin' "what's up" to kangaroos
My boys awake 'cause they nocturnal
I really, really like the zoo.

[Verse 2:]
Next night I got this bitch up in my 'rari
We drinkin' Cris, we eating calamari
She trying to give me neck, this life insane
But there is only one thing that can ease my pain.

[Chorus:]
I tell her 'get the hell out' then
I go to the zoo in San Diego!

It's really such a better zoo
My favorite is probably the cheetahs
But I ain't messin' with no zebra
I know the nightguard at the zoo
His name is Ron, my man's legit
He knows that I love Panda canyon
Sometimes he lets me bottle feed the cub.

[Bridge:]
Man...
When's it gonna stop?
When's it gonna end?
Sometimes even the zoo isn't enough
So then...

[Chorus:]
I go to the aquarium!
It's like a zoo for fishies
I know the nightguard there too!
Wait! What the hell happened to Susan?
He kicks me out here's what I do...
I take my ass back to the zoo!