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My Sperm Is Healthy

- Pete Gardner (2018)
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You are listening to the song My Sperm Is Healthy by Pete Gardner, writer by Rachel Bloom;Adam Schlesinger;Jack Dolgen in album Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3). The highest quality of audio that you can download is flac . Also, you can play quality at 32kbps, view lyrics and watch more videos related to this song.

Album: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3).
  1. You Do/You Don't Want To Be Crazy - Rachel Bloom
  2. Without Love You Can Save The World - David Hull
  3. Scary Scary Sexy Lady - Rachel Bloom
  4. After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn't Ask For) - Rachel Bloom
  5. The Miracle Of Birth - Donna Lynne Champlin
  6. The Buzzing From The Bathroom - Michael McMillian
  7. I Feel Like This Isn't About Me - Bayne Gibby
  8. I've Got My Head In The Clouds - Kabir Akhtar
  9. Where's Rebecca Bunch? - Burl Moseley
  10. Let's Generalize About Men - Donna Lynne Champlin
  11. Strip Away My Conscience - Rachel Bloom
  12. The Moment Is Me - Vella Lovell
  13. I Go To The Zoo - Scott Michael Foster
  14. I Go To The Zoo (Explicit) - Scott Michael Foster
  15. Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All - Rachel Bloom
  16. A Diagnosis - Rachel Bloom
  17. This Is My Movement - Connie Jackson
  18. First Penis I Saw - Donna Lynne Champlin
  19. My Friend's Dad - Eddie Pepitone
  20. My Sperm Is Healthy - Pete Gardner
  21. My Sperm Is Healthy (Explicit) - Pete Gardner
  22. Get Your Ass Out Of My House - Amy Hill
  23. Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too - David Hull
  24. He's The New Guy - Rachel Bloom
  25. Horny Angry Tango - Rachel Bloom
  26. This Session Is Going To Be Different - Michael Hyatt
  27. This Session Is Going To Be Different (Explicit) - Michael Hyatt
  28. Face Your Fears (Reprise) - Rachel Bloom
  29. Buttload Of Cats - Donna Lynne Champlin
  30. Fuckton Of Cats - Donna Lynne Champlin
  31. I'm Just A Boy In Love - Paul Welsh
  32. Back In Action - Rachel Bloom
  33. Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault - Rachel Bloom
  34. The End Of The Movie (Adam Schlesinger Demo) - Adam Schlesinger
  35. The Moment Is Me (Earnest Version) - Ilana Peña
  36. Spiral (Rachel Bloom Demo) - Rachel Bloom
  37. Settle For Her (Cut Song) - Scott Michael Foster
  38. Horny Angry Tango (A Cappella Demo) - Jack Dolgen

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Lyrics

Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh uh huh uh huh
Oh God, this is gonna be gross.

My sperm is nice and healthy
In terms of sperm, I'm wealthy
I'm like Warren Buffett
I got so much of it
That's what my doctors tell me.

My point is in a nutshell
Each time I bust, I bust well
I got the quantity
And the quality
No IUD is stoppin' me.

'Cause my semen's steamin' like a demon
And all the surrogates be screamin'
Just give me some of that
Premium-grade baby batter
I never splatter
My sperm, my sperm
Is no cause for concern.

My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
I got the best sperm in the biz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy.

Brad, you too?

Even though I'm no teenager
My boys still throw a rager
They get bottle service
In every cervix
Blowin' eggs up like a pager.

Every lady's gettin' fertilized
Got a diaphragm? It's gettin' pulverized
My sperm shines brighter than the sun
So wear special glasses or avert your eyes.

Give thanks my tank's not shootin' blanks
I'm in a league of my own, just like Tom Hanks
Not a castaway
But I blast away
That thing I do
Is inseminate you
With my sperm, my sperm
The tests have all confirmed.

His sperm is healthy!
His sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
My sperm just aced the quiz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy

Congratulations
Thank you.

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