My Sperm Is Healthy
- Pete Gardner (2018)You are listening to the song My Sperm Is Healthy by Pete Gardner, writer by Rachel Bloom;Adam Schlesinger;Jack Dolgen in album Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3). The highest quality of audio that you can download is flac . Also, you can play quality at 32kbps, view lyrics and watch more videos related to this song.
- You Do/You Don't Want To Be Crazy - Rachel Bloom
- Without Love You Can Save The World - David Hull
- Scary Scary Sexy Lady - Rachel Bloom
- After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn't Ask For) - Rachel Bloom
- The Miracle Of Birth - Donna Lynne Champlin
- The Buzzing From The Bathroom - Michael McMillian
- I Feel Like This Isn't About Me - Bayne Gibby
- I've Got My Head In The Clouds - Kabir Akhtar
- Where's Rebecca Bunch? - Burl Moseley
- Let's Generalize About Men - Donna Lynne Champlin
- Strip Away My Conscience - Rachel Bloom
- The Moment Is Me - Vella Lovell
- I Go To The Zoo - Scott Michael Foster
- I Go To The Zoo (Explicit) - Scott Michael Foster
- Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All - Rachel Bloom
- A Diagnosis - Rachel Bloom
- This Is My Movement - Connie Jackson
- First Penis I Saw - Donna Lynne Champlin
- My Friend's Dad - Eddie Pepitone
- My Sperm Is Healthy - Pete Gardner
- My Sperm Is Healthy (Explicit) - Pete Gardner
- Get Your Ass Out Of My House - Amy Hill
- Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too - David Hull
- He's The New Guy - Rachel Bloom
- Horny Angry Tango - Rachel Bloom
- This Session Is Going To Be Different - Michael Hyatt
- This Session Is Going To Be Different (Explicit) - Michael Hyatt
- Face Your Fears (Reprise) - Rachel Bloom
- Buttload Of Cats - Donna Lynne Champlin
- Fuckton Of Cats - Donna Lynne Champlin
- I'm Just A Boy In Love - Paul Welsh
- Back In Action - Rachel Bloom
- Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault - Rachel Bloom
- The End Of The Movie (Adam Schlesinger Demo) - Adam Schlesinger
- The Moment Is Me (Earnest Version) - Ilana Peña
- Spiral (Rachel Bloom Demo) - Rachel Bloom
- Settle For Her (Cut Song) - Scott Michael Foster
- Horny Angry Tango (A Cappella Demo) - Jack Dolgen
Lyrics
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh uh huh uh huh
Oh God, this is gonna be gross.
My sperm is nice and healthy
In terms of sperm, I'm wealthy
I'm like Warren Buffett
I got so much of it
That's what my doctors tell me.
My point is in a nutshell
Each time I bust, I bust well
I got the quantity
And the quality
No IUD is stoppin' me.
'Cause my semen's steamin' like a demon
And all the surrogates be screamin'
Just give me some of that
Premium-grade baby batter
I never splatter
My sperm, my sperm
Is no cause for concern.
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
I got the best sperm in the biz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy.
Brad, you too?
Even though I'm no teenager
My boys still throw a rager
They get bottle service
In every cervix
Blowin' eggs up like a pager.
Every lady's gettin' fertilized
Got a diaphragm? It's gettin' pulverized
My sperm shines brighter than the sun
So wear special glasses or avert your eyes.
Give thanks my tank's not shootin' blanks
I'm in a league of my own, just like Tom Hanks
Not a castaway
But I blast away
That thing I do
Is inseminate you
With my sperm, my sperm
The tests have all confirmed.
His sperm is healthy!
His sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
My sperm just aced the quiz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy
Congratulations
Thank you.
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