My Sperm Is Healthy (Explicit)
- Pete Gardner (2018)You are listening to the song My Sperm Is Healthy (Explicit) by Pete Gardner, writer by Rachel Bloom;Adam Schlesinger;Jack Dolgen in album Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3). The highest quality of audio that you can download is flac . Also, you can play quality at 32kbps, view lyrics and watch more videos related to this song.
- You Do/You Don't Want To Be Crazy - Rachel Bloom
- Without Love You Can Save The World - David Hull
- Scary Scary Sexy Lady - Rachel Bloom
- After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn't Ask For) - Rachel Bloom
- The Miracle Of Birth - Donna Lynne Champlin
- The Buzzing From The Bathroom - Michael McMillian
- I Feel Like This Isn't About Me - Bayne Gibby
- I've Got My Head In The Clouds - Kabir Akhtar
- Where's Rebecca Bunch? - Burl Moseley
- Let's Generalize About Men - Donna Lynne Champlin
- Strip Away My Conscience - Rachel Bloom
- The Moment Is Me - Vella Lovell
- I Go To The Zoo - Scott Michael Foster
- I Go To The Zoo (Explicit) - Scott Michael Foster
- Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All - Rachel Bloom
- A Diagnosis - Rachel Bloom
- This Is My Movement - Connie Jackson
- First Penis I Saw - Donna Lynne Champlin
- My Friend's Dad - Eddie Pepitone
- My Sperm Is Healthy - Pete Gardner
- My Sperm Is Healthy (Explicit) - Pete Gardner
- Get Your Ass Out Of My House - Amy Hill
- Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too - David Hull
- He's The New Guy - Rachel Bloom
- Horny Angry Tango - Rachel Bloom
- This Session Is Going To Be Different - Michael Hyatt
- This Session Is Going To Be Different (Explicit) - Michael Hyatt
- Face Your Fears (Reprise) - Rachel Bloom
- Buttload Of Cats - Donna Lynne Champlin
- Fuckton Of Cats - Donna Lynne Champlin
- I'm Just A Boy In Love - Paul Welsh
- Back In Action - Rachel Bloom
- Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault - Rachel Bloom
- The End Of The Movie (Adam Schlesinger Demo) - Adam Schlesinger
- The Moment Is Me (Earnest Version) - Ilana Peña
- Spiral (Rachel Bloom Demo) - Rachel Bloom
- Settle For Her (Cut Song) - Scott Michael Foster
- Horny Angry Tango (A Cappella Demo) - Jack Dolgen
Lyrics
My sperm is nice and healthy
In terms of sperm I'm wealthy
Like an oil magnate
When I ejaculate
That's what the doctors tell me!
My point is, in a nut shell
Each time I nut, I nut well!
I've got the quantity and the quality
No IUD is stopping me!
‘Cause my semens steaming
Like a demon and all
The surrogates are screaming:
“Just give me some
Of that premium grade
Baby batter!”
I never splatter!
My sperm, my sperm is
No cause for concern!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks!
Gee whiz!
I got that high end jizz!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy.
Even though I'm no teenager
My boys still throw a rager!
They get bottle service
In every cervix
Blowing eggs up like a pager!
Every lady's getting fertilized!
Got a diaphragm?
It's getting pulverized!
When I come, I come like the sun
So wear special glasses or avert your eyes!
Give thanks my tanks
Not shooting blanks!
I'm in a league of my own
Just like Tom Hanks!
Not a castaway
But I blast away
That thing I do
Is going up in you!
My sperm, my sperm
The test have all confirmed!
His sperm is healthy!
His sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks!
Gee whiz!
I got that magic jizz!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy.
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