Trần Thiện Hoa (郑钱花);

《郑钱花》 - 川子

你知道爸爸有多高兴吗？
那天我请了我们很多的朋友，
还给你起了这个好听的名字，
从此以后你就叫郑钱花，
宝贝来到这世界的时候，
钱是挣钱的钱， 配词
花是花钱的花，
你的爸爸我现在是个穷光蛋啦！
你将来一切都靠自己啦。
宝贝来这世界的时候，
你知道妈妈有多幸福吗？
那天她织了件漂亮的毛衣，
我想你穿在身上肯定很美！
从此以后你就叫郑钱花
钱是挣钱的钱
花钱的花
你的爸爸也想做个男子汉呐
给你们母女俩一个温暖的家
可是我的宝贝，你知道吗
现在的钱有多么难挣啊
养一个孩子TM不容易呀
计划生育还有必要吗
伟大的祖国她超有钱呐
四万个亿跟我有蛋关系呢
骄傲的GDP那噌噌的涨啊
能给我换来几包尿不湿吗
我的儿子二岁多了
但是他老爸没看着他出生
没陪他过一个生日...
甚至
现在爸爸妈妈都不在他身边
——为了生活苦苦挣扎
宝贝
希望你长大后不要怨恨爸爸妈妈
宝贝，爸爸妈都很想你
宝贝，爸爸妈妈永远爱你！
宝贝，你就叫郑钱花
爸爸我爱你呀却无能为力了
所以以后要靠你自己呀
爸爸我只有衷心祝福你啦
好好的成长不要生病啊
努力学习才能省掉赞助费呀
将来你长大了自己挣钱花
爸爸我衷心的祝福你啦
可是你是我的宝贝你知道吗?
现在的钱有多么难挣啊
养一个孩子TM不容易呀
计划生育还有必要吗
伟大的祖国她超有钱呐
四万个亿跟我有蛋关系呢
骄傲的GDP那噌噌的涨啊
能给我换来几包尿不湿吗
骄傲的GDP那噌噌的涨啊
能给我换来几包尿不湿吗
骄傲的GDP那噌噌的涨啊
能给我换来几包
...几包
.....几包
尿不湿吗!?
宝贝来到这世界的时候，
你知道爸爸有多高兴吗？
那天我请了我们很多的朋友，
还给你起了这个好听的名字，
你就叫郑——钱——花！

Baby, do you now how happy I was
when you came into this world?
I invited many old fellows that day,
and picked up you such a wonderful name.
From now on you're called Zheng Qianhua --
qian is the "qian" (money) in "zhengqian" (to earn money)
hua the "hua" (to spend) in "huaqian" (to spend money).
Your dad is penniless now;
you'll have to live your future by yourself.

Do you know how happy your mum was
when you, my baby, came into this world?
She knitted a lovely sweater that day,
I think you must be beautiful wearing it.
From now on you're called Zheng Qianhua --
qian is the "qian" (money) in "zhengqian" (to earn money)
hua the "hua" (to spend) in "huaqian" (to spend money).

Your dad wants to be a man;
wants to give you and your mum a warm home.
But my baby, do you know how difficult to earn money these days?
It's so damned hard to raise a child,
do we still need the one-child policy?
Our great motherland is bloody rich,
but does the four TRILLION have anything whatsoever to do with me?
The proud GDP is so proud, is growing everyday;
can this give me some nappy package?
bababa~
lalala~~