Battle Between Heaven And Earth (Thiên Địa Nhất Đấu; 天地一鬥)

Kobe: Do you know how to play B-ball, Jay Chou？
Jay: Hēng, Of course！

Tiān dì shān yǔ yù lái yīn wéi yī chǎng shèng bài
Lián fēng dōu duǒ zài cháng chéng zhī hòu bǐng xí děng dài
Zhòng rén de hè cǎi yǐ jiǔ xiāo yún wài
Nǐ men gāi hài pà jiē xià lái wǒ hái huì gèng kuài.

Jay Jay Jay Chou，Chou Chou Chou Jay，Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Chou
Ko Ko Ko Be，Be Be Be Ko，Ko Ko Ko Ko Kobe Kobe.

Kobe：So you wanna play ball or sing first？
What-What-What-Whatever，What-What-What-W¬hatever
What-What-What-Whatever，What-What-What-W¬hatever.

(Cool) nǐ shì tiān (Cool) wǒ shì de (Cool) rú guǒ hé ér wéi yī wǒ men tiān xià wú dí (Of course)
Nǐ yào jì (Cool) wǒ de míng (Jay Chou) zǒu lù yǒu fēng zhè jiào zuò zì xìn

Wǒ shēn cáng bù lù wǒ shēn yǐng rú suō, rú shāōu zhǐ qiú tiān dì yī dòu
Qiú chǎng yè rú mò jiē dēng liàng rú zhòu, wèi le chí chěng yī sù shèng fù bù zhòu
Wǒ ruì lì rú gōu nǐ fáng rú tiě zhòu, píng fēn qiū sè yōu le tiān dì yī mò
Yī xiào mǐn ēn chóu bì zhēng wú wáng kòu, kuài yì qiě kāi kuò duō nián yǐ hòu (ō ō ō〜)

Hēng yī quán yī jiǎo dǎ chū zìjǐ zhāo pái
Bié wú fēn hào rúguǒ nǐ xiǎng yào chāi
Shǒu xiān nǐ fǎn yìng yào bǐ wǒ gèng kuài
Mù qián hái méi zhè yàng de rén cún zài
Zài shēn de liàn yù wǒ dū lí de kāi
Yuè rè de kǎo yàn yuè tòu xīn liáng kuai
Nǐ xiǎng zhuī qiú wèi lái háishì zuò zài chǎng wài
Wǒ yòng zuì xuàn de ling gǎn zì chéng yī pài
What-What-What-Whatever，What-What-What-W¬hatever
What-What-What-Whatever，What-What-What-W¬hatever.

(Cool) nǐ shì tiān (Cool) wǒ shì de (Cool) rúguǒ hé ér wéi yī wǒmen tiānxià wúdí (Of course)
Nǐ yào jì (Cool) wǒ de míng (Jay Chou) zǒulù yǒu fēng zhè jiàozuò zìxìn

Kobe：Man
Jay：I'm not your man

Wǒ shēn cáng bù lù wǒ shēn yǐng rú suō, rú shāōu zhǐ qiú tiān dì yī dòu
Qiú chǎng yè rú mò jiē dēng liàng rú zhòu, wèi le chí chěng yī sù shèng fù bù zhòu
Wǒ ruì lì rú gōu nǐ fáng rú tiě zhòu, píng fēn qiū sè yōu le tiān dì yī mò
Yī xiào mǐn ēn chóu bì zhēng wú wáng kòu, kuài yì qiě kāi kuò duō nián yǐ hòu (ō ō ō〜)

Wǒ shēn cáng bù lù wǒ shēn yǐng rú suō, rú shāōu zhǐ qiú tiān dì yī dòu
Qiú chǎng yè rú mò jiē dēng liàng rú zhòu, wèi le chí chěng yī sù shèng fù bù zhòu
Wǒ ruì lì rú gōu nǐ fáng rú tiě zhòu, píng fēn qiū sè yōu le tiān dì yī mò
Yī xiào mǐn ēn chóu bì zhēng wú wáng kòu, kuài yì qiě kāi kuò duō nián yǐ hòu (ō ō ō〜)