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如果你想要變成一個rocker
Ru guo ni xiang yao bian cheng yi ge rocker
If you want to be a rocker

你就必須要先有一把guitar
Ni jiu bi xu yao xian you yi ba guitar
You must first have a guitar

刷和絃的時候盡量不用pick
Shua he xuan de shi hou jin liang bu yong pick
When strumming, try not to use a pick

啊看起來樣子會比較隨性
A kan qi lai yang zi hui bi jiao sui xing
Then you will look more casual

就算你彈錯了大家會以為你是故意
Jiu suan ni tan cuo le da jia hui yi wei ni shi gu yi
Even if you played wrongly, everyone will think you did it on purpose

你是不是 (啊哈) 感覺到了
Ni shi bu shi (a ha) gan jue dao le
Do you (ah-ha) feel it?

我的和旋 (啊哈) 在重複著
Wo de he xuan (a ha) zai chong fu zhe
My chords (ah-ha) are repeating

哎呦不錯　代表你耳朵沒有聾
Ai yo bu cuo dai biao ni er duo mei you long
Aiyo, not bad, it means you are not deaf

Blues就是在重複這幾個和絃
Blues jiu shi zai chong fu zhe ji ge he xuan
Blues is really about repeating these few chords

搖滾的節奏在右手　靈魂在左手　心就是宇宙
Yao gun de jie zou zai you shou ling hun zai zuo shou xin jiu shi yu zhou
The rhythm of rock and roll on my right hand, its soul on my left and its heart will be the universe

我彈的叫自由　噠噠啦噠
Wo tan de jiao zi you da da la da
Freedom is what i play, da da la da

*聽我的blues (blues) 要學會尖叫 (尖叫)
Ting wo de blues (blues) yao xue hui jian jiao (jian jiao)
Listening to my blues (blues), you have to learn to scream and shout (scream and shout)

比一個peace (peace) 是為了拍照 (拍照)
Bi yi ge peace (peace) shi wei le pai zhao (pai zhao)
Making a peace sign (peace) is for phototaking (phototaking)

丟一塊ice (ice) 叫他不要吵 (不要吵)
Diu yi kuai ice (ice) jiao ta bu yao chao (bu yao chao)
Throw a cube of ice (ice), ask him to shut up (shut up)

搖滾不是為了把妹是為了夢想
Yao gun bu shi wei le ba mei shi wei le meng xiang
Rock and roll is not for attracting girls but to fufill a dream

當然魅力太強被別人愛上 我沒辦法
Dang ran mei li tai qiang bei bie ren ai shang wo mei ban fa
Of course i have too much charisma, i can't help it if they love me*

啊　斷了
A duan le
Ah it's broken

沒關係再買一把吉他 (吉他)
Mei guan xi zai mai yi ba ji ta (ji ta)
No problem, i will buy another guitar (guitar)

沒有錢就借別人的吧 (的吧)
Mei you qian jiu jie bie ren de ba (de ba)
If i am penniless, i will borrow it from someone! (someone!)

怎麼會有人喜歡摔吉他 (吉他)
Zen me hui you ren xi huan shuai ji ta (ji ta)
Why do people like to smash their guitar? (guitar)

有種你就摔最貴的吉他 (吉他)
You zhong ni jiu shuai zui gui de ji ta (ji ta)
If you have guts, go smash the most expensive one (guitar)

你要好好珍惜它它才會對你說話
Ni yao hao hao zhen xi ta ta cai hui dui ni shuo hua
You have to treasure it, so that it can “communicate” with you

手在彈如果腳有點閒
Shou zai tan ru guo jiao you dian xian
If your legs are a little free while playing

再加點舞蹈就太完美了
Zai jia dian wu dao jiu tai wan mei le
Adding some dance moves will make it perfect

舉起你的單手給她個啵
Ju qi ni de dan shou gei ta ge bo
Lift up your single hand and give it a kiss

千萬別在這時放個屁啵
Qian wan bie zai zhe shi fang ge pi bo
Never ever fart at this juncture *pop* (2)

Oh oh 美女在哪你就要看到哪
Oh oh mei nv zai na ni jiu yao kan dao na
Oh oh, look wherever the babes are at

你一定以為我接下來要唱副歌 oh oh 還沒
Ni yi ding yi wei wo jie xia lai yao chang fu ge oh oh hai mei
You must be thinking i will sing the chorus next, oh oh, not yet

不急我先教你彈
Bu ji wo xian jiao ni tan
No hurry, let me teach you how to play

再升一格 再升一格 最後退一格
Zai sheng yi ge zai sheng yi ge zui hou tui yi ge
Raise a note, raise it again, finally lower a note

Repeat *

再來一次
Zai lai yi ci
One more time

如果你加幾個音就變鄉村風味
Ru guo ni jia ji ge yin jiu bian xiang cun feng wei
If you add a few more notes, it will become country style

大家聽久了都 (咩) 會很想喝牛奶
Da jia ting jiu le dou (mie) hui hen xiang he niu nai
When everyone has listened long enough (meh) they will crave for milk

牛仔很忙沒有空幫你擠牛奶 (這是羊不是牛齁) (是喔)
Niu zai hen mang mei you kong bang ni ji niu nai (zhe shi yang bu shi niu hou) (shi wo)
The cowboy is busy, he has no time to help you milk a cow (this is a goat, not a cow, you know) (oh really?)

不過不要笨到自己跑去擠牛奶 (沒有啦)
Bu guo bu yao ben dao zi ji pao qiu ji niu nai (mei you la)
But don't be so dumb to go milk a cow yourself (oh no, i didn't)

因為臨時要在路邊找到一頭牛真的很難
Yin wei lin shi yao zai lu bian zhao dao yi tou niu zhen de hen nan
Because finding a cow readily by the road is very hard

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 副歌
La la la la la la la la fu ge
La la la la la la la la chorus

*聽我的blues (blues) 要學會尖叫 (尖叫)
Ting wo de blues (blues) yao xue hui jian jiao (jian jiao)
Listening to my blues (blues), you have to learn to scream and shout (scream and shout)

比一個peace (peace) 是為了拍照 (拍照)
Bi yi ge peace (peace) shi wei le pai zhao (pai zhao)
Making a peace sign (peace) is for phototaking (phototaking)

丟一塊ice (ice) 叫他不要吵 (不要吵)
Diu yi kuai ice (ice) jiao ta bu yao chao (bu yao chao)
Throw a cube of ice (ice), ask him to shut up (shut up)

搖滾不是為了把妹是為了夢想
Yao gun bu shi wei le ba mei shi wei le meng xiang
Rock and roll is not for attracting girls but to fufill a dream

當然魅力太強被別人愛上
Dang ran mei li tai qiang bei bie ren ai shang
Of course i have too much charisma that they love me

當然魅力太強被別人愛上 我沒辦法
Dang ran mei li tai qiang bei bie ren ai shang wo mei ban fa
Of course i have too much charisma, i can't help it if they love me*

再來一次 最後一次 再補一次
Zai lai yi ci zui hou yi ci zai bu yi ci
Let's do it one more time, one last time and revise it once more.